Children's Experiences T-Shirts

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

I like the Jets...I guess

Packaging Russian Dolls

Wildlife

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Tourists

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Santa Claus's Mail

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Bookworm Sleepover

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"And this is our media room."

"Look, a bug!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.