Childhood Tales T-Shirts

'I still hold out hope that one day the wind will change back.'

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Haircuts

The Fourth Little Pig

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Bike Rides

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Imagination

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Jack in the Box

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Tooth fairy

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .