Childhood Tales T-Shirts

'I still hold out hope that one day the wind will change back.'

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Haircuts

The Fourth Little Pig

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Bike Rides

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Imagination

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Tooth fairy

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Jack in the Box

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."