Toddler Tales T-Shirts

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'She's just great with the children.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Well did he?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"There's nothing wrong with my car. . ."

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Baby Bear.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."