Childhood Collectors Pillows

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Green Balloon

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Duck in a bathtub

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Beware of chesire dog.

Here's Waldo

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'