Childhood Collectors Gifts

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Green Balloon

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

Duck in a bathtub

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Here's Waldo

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Beware of chesire dog.

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."