Storytelling Admirer Gifts

"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."

Cowardly lion is carrying a keg of courage.

The Story of the Princess

The momentus interview

Aladdin and the disappointing lamp

'We really need to update our emergency broadcasting system.'

'How is your Thursday looking?'

'Testing, testing, once upon a time, testing...'

Uproarious hospitality

Freia and the apples of eternal youth

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Will you stop reading that and get on with my wishes!'

'It's a knight in British army issue shining armour' - Knight in string vest and underpants

'It's from Goldilocks's lawyer. Apparently, she's suing us because she burnt her mouth on the hot porridge.'

Alexander Pushkin

Dr Bartolo

'Exactly who are you trying to fool?'

"You have to admire those TV characters. They sure know how to yield to temptation."

"Baldo, I don't want to complicate things...but Bea told me she's single and available."

"That isn't allowed either."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Chicken Little gets carted off by some ants.

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

Tarnhelm

"Last night I ended a long term relationship."

History teaching

"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

The Pied Piper of Hamelin keeps time with his pipe while the rats row.

Esau and Cain talk things over...

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

TRUE Misunderstanding Network