Storytelling Enthusiast Mugs

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

"He's got the ball, he's at the 30, the 20, the 10, he's running past the end zone, he's leaving the stadium..."

"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

The Dying Art of Storytelling

'Long term investors' tortoise wins 'Stock market success' race against the hare

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'You might want to strike the term, 'Once upon a time,' from your resume.'

Esther plots some extra humiliation for Haman at her party.

"I'm afraid you have emphysema Mr Wolf"

"Shouldn't we find out more about their policies before following them?"

"Just give me the broad strokes."

"Grandpa, tell us about the time when people used to believe politicians when they said they had everything under control!"

"My Dad has a way of making a long story even longer."

'...but then the Dow rallied and the blue chips began to rise...'

"It's time you learned the truth. You were adapted."

"Forget the slipper, find me the owner of this glass bra!"

'I can't climb up there, I suffer from vertigo!'

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

Although he huffed & puffed, the Big Bad Wolf was unable to hack the third Little Pig's computer!

"Don't get me wrong, it's a charming story! We just think it would work better if someone famous wrote it."

"You're kidding!...You mean, all the King's horses and all the King's men tried putting you back together again too?"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Father reading a bedtime story to his daughter.

'If he couldn't tell a lie, how'd he get so far in politics?'

'Okay, one book. But if I catch you skipping pages we start over.'

'No, we don't want The Watchtower. In fact, we'd prefer you to go back to the huffing and puffing.'

"That's Robin Hood. He steals from the one percent and gives it to the 99 percent."

'Wolfies diner'

"Open Sesame."

'This is Claire, my prequel, and Cynthia, my sequel.'

"We feel that your female characters are somewhat undeveloped."

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"