Loves Whimsical Stories Pillows

'It's being recalled. It seems one of them turned into a pumpkin one night.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Phew, that was close."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Serenade for you...

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Tess of the Dirigibles

Doughnut Criminals

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'We should have removed that sign.'

Golf escape.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story