Whimsical Humor T-Shirts

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

Slug Nightmares

'Come down from that shelf, tuna can. . . come dooown. . .'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"I said slime."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Ask A Silly Question.

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Sheep striptease'.

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Banana

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"