Whimsical Humor Fan T-Shirts

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Humpty Dumpty stuck back together again.

Skipping Horse

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

"I like your garden humans"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Do you want to try that again?'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

'Amateur!'

What Young Snakes do after Eating Two Pizzas

Cirque de flea.

Dog rest rooms: pointers and setters

'Somebody's been sleeping in Papa Bear's bed.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Dishes and spoons run away with each other from a warehouse.

"It was just an anecdote we told this Aesop guy! We didn't imagine he would write about it and that the story would go viral!"

"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"

Cow Keepie Uppies

Sign near toadstool reads; 'Gnomeless please help.'

'No, I'm sorry, he didn't leave a forwarding address.'

'I can't possibly fit you in until next Tuesday.'

Teddy golf caddy

'Sorry, you've just missed them: They've gone South for the winter...'

When to back off...

'Oh, well -- into each life some reign must fall.'

Bus for Giraffes.

Fancy a fivesome?

'My compliments to the aviary.'

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

"Technology has certainly improved our lives."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Angel Feeder

A snail falling down a hole