Whimsical Comedian Mugs

Sock Puppet in Literature

Drunk birds

"I said slime."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Optimist

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Rude Snowpeople

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Ask A Silly Question.

The worm that churned!

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

Woman throwing giant pot.

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'Sheep striptease'.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"One group gets tiny copies of the 'Times,' the other gets tiny copies of the 'Post.'"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.