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A Symphony of Penguins

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I said slime."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Sheep striptease'.

'Pick a business card.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

'He has his father's feet.'

Snowman Tattoo

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

"I am in so much trouble."

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'Nice Touch!'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

A heron wearing waders.

'I'm promoting you from yes-man to corporate stooge.'