Whimsical Eaters T-Shirts

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Cookbooks

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Today's special... donuts.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Witch's Brew.

Let's skip to dessert

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It's her signature dish.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

Commie Chef.

'So...They got you too..'