Whimsical Eaters Mugs

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Today's special... donuts.

Cookbooks

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Witch's Brew.

Let's skip to dessert

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'It's her signature dish.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Commie Chef.

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

'How come you never bring meatballs?'