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"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The Origins of Everything

I love Cannelloni

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"The wings are addictive."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

MasterWitch

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Lobster potion.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"The usual"

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

Cut it Sister

"He's the life and body of the party"

"I'd like it rare...no...WELL DONE, good and faithful servant!"

Blues restaurant: '...have a bad day.'

Paradigms: Gravity - Evolution by natural selection - A watched autoclave never boils.

"Excuse me for wanting to broaden our culinary horizons."

"Anyone home?"

"You know what I'm sick of? Soul food."

Musician

Me Multitasking