Spirited Chefs T-Shirts

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

I love Cannelloni

The Origins of Everything

'Come and get it!'

Tzatzikicicle

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Spatula Conductor

Christmas Canapes

French bread

Artist and chiken

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

Multi-Functional

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

"The usual"

"I'll be the best side dish ever."

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'

'Alien autopsy!'

'Mud Again?'

Starving Artist

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

Food hierarchy: Top Banana; Big Cheese; 'king broccoli