Soulful Chefs T-Shirts

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The Origins of Everything

I love Cannelloni

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Witch's Brew.

Honest Boris

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"The wings are addictive."

Dog begging for a sausage

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Multi-Functional

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

MasterWitch

Lobster potion.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

Amy Winehouse

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

Kitchen.

Cut it Sister

"I'd like it rare...no...WELL DONE, good and faithful servant!"

'Mom, Eric just popped the question. What's for supper?'

Blues restaurant: '...have a bad day.'

Paradigms: Gravity - Evolution by natural selection - A watched autoclave never boils.

"Excuse me for wanting to broaden our culinary horizons."