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'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Regular service or affected?"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Ice Cream Flavors

Little Richard

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"First, do no ham."

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

Bangers and Mash

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"No thanks. I had a cracker in April."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'I'm going to make a batch of your favourite ginger biscuits.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Holy Pizza

'Inflation is bad, deflation is bad--thank goodness for Carnation.'

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

Devil Buying Soul Music