Spirited Chefs Pillows

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The Origins of Everything

I love Cannelloni

'Come and get it!'

Tzatzikicicle

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Namasteak"

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

Christmas Canapes

Spatula Conductor

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

French bread

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

Artist and chiken

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

Multi-Functional

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

"I'll be the best side dish ever."

"The usual"

'Alien autopsy!'

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'

'Mud Again?'

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

Starving Artist

Food hierarchy: Top Banana; Big Cheese; 'king broccoli