Imaginative Chefs Pillows

'Mud Again?'

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

The Origins of Everything

Quartet of chefs.

Tzatzikicicle

Cook in the cookery section.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Spatula Conductor

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

'It's her signature dish.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Artist and chiken

Salvador Deli

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Cutting round an igloo...

Sushi For Men...

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Multi-Functional

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'