Whimsical Cook Pillows

The spontaneous gourmet

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Commie Chef.

'It's her signature dish.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Witch's Brew.

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

Today's special... donuts.

Cookbooks

The Witches Discover The Wok

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Help yourself

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

'How come you never bring meatballs?'