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Paradigms: Gravity - Evolution by natural selection - A watched autoclave never boils.

The Origins of Everything

Children's Feast.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Civilized Salmon

Witch's Brew.

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Tzatzikicicle

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Spatula Conductor

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

Artist and chiken

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Lobster potion.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

'C'mon, honey... I was kidding! I just burned this steak! It has nothing to do with Global Warming!'

MasterWitch

"The usual"

'Mud Again?'

"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."