Clever Chef T-Shirts

"Pretend you're a zombie and the cauliflower is a brain."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

The Origins of Everything

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Baloneystini

Better Not Squash.

All-Candy Seder.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Tzatzikicicle

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

Sushi Train Set.

Picasso

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Christmas Canapes

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Spatula Conductor

Artist and chiken

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

Sushi For Men...

Football Pudding

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Multi-Functional