Culinarian With A Conscience Gifts

The ecumenical dinner party.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

The Origins of Everything

"Please don't kill me."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Civilized Salmon

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

GM Scarecrow

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Commie Chef.

A good actor can play any roll.