Conscience-driven Cook Gifts

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

The Origins of Everything

Civilized Salmon

The ecumenical dinner party.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

World Meat Consumptiom

GM Scarecrow

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"No dolphins where harmed in the preparation of this Tuna sandwich."

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

Endangered species fish restaurant

Small fish eaten by larger fish

'C'mon, honey... I was kidding! I just burned this steak! It has nothing to do with Global Warming!'