Foodie With A Conscience Gifts

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

"I love the way you make those yams. You'll have to give me the recipe before your culture is obliterated from the face of the earth."

A dilemma for a Jewish castaway.

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

GM Scarecrow

'You had scrambled eggs for breakfast! I can smell it all over you!'

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

'Whenever possible I eat local.'

Colonel Sanders

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Will work for locally grown food.

'If you're the one who asked for the personalized eating plan, you may be sorry you did.'

How they get veal...

Chicken's in prison and about to be cooked

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

'Don't bite, Pete... Think of your wife, think of your children!'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"History's greatest monster: General Tso or Colonel Sanders?"

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"And what would you like to regret later?"