Food-conscious Cook Gifts

Cull people who waste leftover food.

But is it organic?

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Holiday Supplies

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

The ecumenical dinner party.

Civilized Salmon

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'Diet considerations.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Trade you lunches?'

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

Complex Carbs