Culinarian With A Conscience Prints

The ecumenical dinner party.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

The Origins of Everything

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Please don't kill me."

Civilized Salmon

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

GM Scarecrow

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

Commie Chef.

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

"To beat or not to beat."

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

A good actor can play any roll.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'