Intuitive Baker Gifts

Pie Filling Reader

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

A heart shaped cake

'Are you made of sugar?'

Children's Feast.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Cake Free Zone

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Scales

Early Morning Roll Call.

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Mary Berry

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"You're too kneady."

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

Statue of 'Mom' next to a statue of 'Apple Pie'.

"It works!"