Bread Fanatics Unite Gifts

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

Lunch Meet

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

French bread

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Come dine with me!

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

Toast kidnapper.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"