Bread Buffs Gifts

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

"I guess we never should've put Ned and Betty in there together."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Baking

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

I bake my own bread.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Come dine with me!

French bread

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."