Baking Buffs Gifts

A seamstress with balloons

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Baking

A dog at the bakery.

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Cookery Lesson.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"Now how did she know?"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

A Bun in the Oven.

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Baker

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."

Hot Cross Bun

Bakery - say it with flour.