Bakehouse Buff Gifts

Bakery. Don't you just love that new carb smell?!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Baking

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

A dog at the bakery.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'You've had enough.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Macho Vegetarian

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'