Home Baking Admirer Gifts

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

Any time is cake o'clock

Domestic Goddess.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Baking

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'It's all homemade.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Husband bakes a pie

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"A little under done?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.