Home Baking Lover Gifts

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cake Friday!

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Granny with balanced pie chart

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Husband bakes a pie

'It's all homemade.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"A little under done?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Baking

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'