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"I was with you right up to the cumin."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Cake Friday!

Baking

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

'It's all homemade.'

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"A little under done?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Baking

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'