Bread Admirer Prints

Violinist playing a loaf of bread.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

A complimentary biscuit

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Come dine with me!

French bread

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Toast kidnapper.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."