Home-baked Goods Aficionado Mugs

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Baking

Cake Friday!

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

Husband bakes a pie

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'It's all homemade.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Now how did she know?"

Where cronuts come from.