Baked Goods Enthusiast Mugs

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

An uncle and his nephew in a bakery shop

"Glazed or not, you're still a bagel!"

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

A heart shaped cake

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Bermuda Triangles

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Layer cake

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Chocolate Shop

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Baking

Cake Friday!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

Husband bakes a pie