Baked Goods Aficionado Pillows

I'd like two peppermint apple ginseng kale scones for the price of one plain scone. I saw your "two for the price of one special" sign out front. That's two of the same thing for the price of one. You didn't specify that. Get ou … wait … ok … you got me.

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

'That's not true! Everybody likes you! You're delicious...um, I mean yummy...uh, likable! Yeah, that's it!'

'I'm only here for the prune danish. It's to die for.'

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Baking

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Husband bakes a pie

'It's all homemade.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Coffee shop

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"A little under done?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'