Baked Goods Lover Pillows

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

F&E Bakery. Buy one ... get one free. Yes, you can have your cake and eat it, too!

Gingerbread Scooter

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Where cronuts come from.

Fragrans Tortuosa

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I always cry at weddings!'

Important Food Groups

Thou Shalt Not!

Cake Friday!

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Baking

Happy Birthday to you.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Time for Tea!

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Granny with balanced pie chart

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'