Bakery Lover Mugs

In the interests of hygiene, please use the tongs provided

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Little Grannies Homebaked Cookies.

Baker

Important Food Groups

Placier.

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Make Mother's Day shopping a piece of cake.'

"Not THE Gregg?"

Any time is cake o'clock

'Your French dip, sir.'

Picking pastries.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Baker Romance

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'