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'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Picking pastries.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

A dog at the bakery.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"Now how did she know?"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Where cronuts come from.

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

A Bun in the Oven.

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Hot Cross Bun

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!