Traditional Artisan T-Shirts

Disappearing Professions: The Shoeshiner.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"How are we on bread?"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Cheesemaker

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Cottage Industry

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Kip paints caves."

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Farmers' Union

"So you think you can cobble!"

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

A Sweeping Reform.

Modern Art

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Fairy.

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

Welding - the search for meaning begins.

"I had a bit of a quiet day, so I sculpted you in butter."

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

A young philosopher.

'Well to be quite frank, I'm disappointed.'

'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'