Home Maker Gifts

'World of Interiors.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I didn't spark joy."

Hungry child

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

'We'll take it!'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Amy Sedaris

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Preparing for a new arrival

Woman knitting a washing line.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'