Home Making Gifts

Preparing for a new arrival

When it comes to cooking, new brides keep the home fires burning.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Superheroes!!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Hungry child

You're the puff in my pastry!

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

You've Had Enough!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'