Home Making Pillows

Preparing for a new arrival

When it comes to cooking, new brides keep the home fires burning.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Superheroes!!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Hungry child

You're the puff in my pastry!

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

You've Had Enough!

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I had to skip my workout."

Baking

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'