Tech Lover On Vacation Gifts

"Who can we call?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Pokemon Get Lost

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'