Tech Lover On Vacation Pillows

"Who can we call?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"