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Thanks boss. Jamming our cell phones was the best thing that ever happened to my social life!

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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Dawing your Cellphone

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Who can we call?"

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.